Not really a caption contest, since there is clearly only one correct response. 

The only thing i noticed was how close together his eyes are.

Where the hell did he find those awful shorts?

Holy Hell!

Goddamnit, Livewire, warn me next time you're gonna post something that frighteningly ugly.  I almost choked on the bite of pretzel I was eating.

Dear gawd, what the hell is wrong with that Froster?

 Just set it and forget i....ahhh...never mind.

Yet more evidence that Dr. Bruce Banner had Jungle Fever.

I was thinking Peter Cetera suffered an accidental overdose of gamma radiation.

OH NO, LEATHERFACE CAME BACK!!!!

and he brought a succubus that's bad with attractive disguises.

Not really a caption contest, since there is clearly only one correct response.

That response being, Ewwwwwwwww!

He's the love child of He Man and Skeletor.

 Garlog and Murthor's attempt to pass themselves off as human failed miserably.

"I can has melanoma?"

Damn he looks crazy and his clothes are filthy. Must be from digging her death hole.

Must be from digging her death hole.

I've never heard a vagina referred to as that before.

Wow, I don't know what is scarrier, the skin cancer or the way the botox makes him look.

But what about her....you all are focusing on the guy, the chic doesn't exactly look normal either!

100 injections of Roids

50 injections of Botox

Bake in tanning booth for a week

and

BLAM!

I'd hit that.

No.  That'd hit you...

Rowdy Roddy Piper came here to chew gum and kick that guy's ass, and he's all out of chewing gum.

Oh man I didn't even think of that Juan. I just thought it would be the hole he buries her in after dismembering her.

Zeigfried n Roy bave prepared themselves to fend off the next tiger attack...

 Dude looks like he replaced a solar panel powering his house with himself. I dont think i  have ever seen someone so falsely tanned in my life. 

yea... id like a Mcfail burger with cheese xtra tard sauce. oh oh yea and a omgwtfbbq shake

Not really a caption contest, since there is clearly only one correct response. 

Meh, I've seen bigger........and oranger.

 It's like he's only part way thru a game of Jumanji. 

He has to prop her up by grabbing her neck because if he doesn't, she'll fold in half.

"I'm feeling a little Peking... Mind if I chew your ear?"

I looked that image up on Google and it said "Did you mean: Greg Kinear?"

Try as he might, Trog never matched the lustrous tan of George Hamilton.

Why do bodybuilders look so happy? They all look like chairs.

Uh, you've been hitting the gym a little too much...

Iron woman weds bronze statue.

The correct ansswer is why hasn't a fat Italian plumber stomped on this guy's head yet?

What's awesome is that the night before this picture, he fell asleep using a toaster as a pillow AND NO ONE CAN TELL.

I believe this to be evidence of the existance of sasquatch. Using her strength, she tamed it, shaved it, and is teaching it the ways of man.

Kudos to you, scary woman!

looks like a kinky blue angel gone bad!

1. "Is this some kind of Republican Serpentor? I think I see John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, a smidge of Tricky Dick, and a sample of Arnie?"

or...

2. " *boom* *boom* Oooh! Save me Doctor Zaius! ...."

So this is what you look like when you play scat games and don't wash off before getting dressed!

I didn't know Ralph Lauren made Muscled-Polos...that was what I got from this photo.

He's not burned, he's blackened cajun style.