Starbucks
A comedy article
by Bayan Rabbani | 06/15/2009 02:36 PM | 208 views
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There was a 6 month span of time when I was 18 when I worked for a small local coffee shop known as Starbucks.
It was a pretty fun job, but the interesting part is how I got fired from said job.
I was pretty good friends with a coworker there and it just so happened she was pregnant. If you've ever met me (which none of you have), one of the first things you realize about me is that I'm a very personable person. Anyways, as her and I would talk, she would tell me about all of her pregnancy aches and pains and such. One day, when she's a little over 7 months pregnant, she comes in and we start to talking and somehow she ends up telling me that she has started to lactate a little and it is uncomfortable.
This instantly aroused my interest (and wiener), and I started asking questions about how it all worked, how much came out, the consistency of the milk, etc. Eventually I got bold and asked her if she had tasted it and what it tastes like, she said "a little sweet, a bit different than regular milk." I told her that I wanted to taste some too. She gave me this awkward look and I said "No wait, not straight from the teet, but like in a saucer or something."
The next day I was fired for sexual harassment.
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Hilarious
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Bayan Rabbani
06/15/2009 02:39 PM
No one ever told me that you're not allowed to ask your coworkers to drink their breast milk. :/
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Anh is over there.
06/15/2009 02:40 PM
So... did she make you a latte?
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Funny
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Bayan Rabbani
06/15/2009 02:57 PM
with extra foam.
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stocktrader121
06/19/2009 08:00 PM
I had an experience like that once except the lactating woman was making the jokes about giving people milk, I guess she was doing the harassing!
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Side-splitting
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Bayan Rabbani
06/19/2009 08:29 PM
What is her contact information?
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Silly Pram
06/20/2009 12:48 AM
So... did she make you a latte
A lactatte!
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BC Bud
06/20/2009 12:50 AM
I guess then a blow job was out of the question?
/obligatory
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Bayan Rabbani
06/20/2009 05:46 AM
I guess then a blow job was out of the question?
Not at all.
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