I'm sure shooting paper could be fun... if you put something behind the paper.

If Jesus had a gun, they would have never crucified him

Of course they let crazies have guns. How do you think Dick Cheney went quail hunting?

In what state did you go shooting? We don't have a waiting period in Georgia.
We do, however, have Gun store/Shooting Range/ Jewelry store/ Pawn Shops though.

Simply, you're a fool.

Renting is not purchasing, for one.
To rent, you STILL had to prove your age, with a certain minimum age as set by both FEDERAL and STATE law.
You also committed something that's possibly a crime, and then admitted it on the internet, by drinking first.
Oh yes, and all the classic "I'm better than you" "you're all crazy" and "all gun owners are murderers".
It doesn't get more stupid.
Oh, and oyu know why you can rent? Because you are under direct supervision of not only the owner, but range officers, and then every other person on the range. Odds are, you try something, at least ONE person is putting you down.

ishida I am an owner of a few firearms and I do hate it when people who oppose them try to misinform the public. However, I do not think the author had such an aggenda. This is a comedy site. It is suppose to be fun so have fun and write some funny Shakespeare.
After reading reading both of the posts you have made that you seem very angry. Angry people shouldn't own guns because bad Shakespeare happens. So my recommendation to you is to chill the Frost out and make us laugh.

Thank you for your time.

When his "comedy" involves drastically misrepresenting millions of people (right around a hundred million), misrepresenting renting as purchasing, not mentioning that renting involves nowhere but the range that rents, and that he is under direct supervision of multiple professionals, yeah, it's not funny.
Nor is the insinuation that gun owners are all crazy, or murderers.
And neither is breaking the law, which he arguably has done. At the very, very least (as in "thank you deity of choice for this miracle")he broke the rules of the range in question. He might even have a DUI infraction.
And when the point of the series of article's point is to insinuate that anyone can buy a gun (regardless of 20 thousand different laws on the books), it's not funny.


There's good taste, bad taste, and downright wrong.

ishida - unclench your hair and relax. If you're worried about an article like this, on a comedy site and represented as part of a series of comedy articles, I'd suggest that you avoid reading the pro-gun media. Some of the things that anti-gun group have put out as "fact" might cause you to blow an o-ring.


Or course, some of the things the pro-gun side puts out are pretty heavy on the propaganda, to: "Jackbooted thugs coming to take your guns and fondle your grandmother!"



As usual, interesting article.

A comedy sight with thousands of readers, some of whom know nothing of law and will accept it as fact.
There is NO "good" misrepresentation.
There is no "good" purposefully misrepresenting law and millions of people.

How about some comedy with some taste. "Playfully" getting drunk and shooting, followed by a plan to be as offensive as possible (well, to some people, particularly Christians) is not in good taste.
Just like racist jokes, there is such a thing as taste.

I suppose it would be perfectly funny for me to go around and completely misrepresent a couple million people and a couple thousand laws in the name of comedy, and commit a couple crimes in the process.

Sigh....

When his "comedy" involves drastically misrepresenting millions of people (right around a hundred million), misrepresenting renting as purchasing, not mentioning that renting involves nowhere but the range that rents, and that he is under direct supervision of multiple professionals, yeah, it's not funny. Nor is the insinuation that gun owners are all crazy, or murderers. And neither is breaking the law, which he arguably has done. At the very, very least (as in "thank you deity of choice for this miracle")he broke the rules of the range in question. He might even have a DUI infraction. And when the point of the series of article's point is to insinuate that anyone can buy a gun (regardless of 20 thousand different laws on the books), it's not funny.

Ishika,

Drastically misrepresenting people is very funny. And true. Ogden Nashes hate books and anything not shiny. Rednecks DO Frost their sisters while drinking Pabst at the trailer park. Jesus freaks, well, they are like a sort of Baskin Robbins of freaks, too many to name. Killing babies is both in bad taste and funny.

I have guns. I am Frost-ing nuts. Seriously. I'm a felon, who takes Valium and has been suggested to be mildly Bipolar by a professional at one occasion. So, I'm crazy and really should not be a legal gun owner, but I am. I am also a Christian who is dating a black girl, and I take jokes lightly, so should you. I do not have any children, however I have flushed several thousand babies down the drain in my lifetime.

A comedy sight with thousands of readers, some of whom know

Thousands of readers? Well this clearly proves you are delusional. Everything makes a lot more sense now.

"A comedy article by Harmon Leon | 10/06/2009 10:18 AM | 597 views"

Yeah, he'll get thousands of readers. It's already at 597 views.

Yeah, he'll get thousands of readers. It's already at 597 views.

and 5 of them are mine, dumbass. There are less than 100 unique viewers, I guarantee that. Hell, 100 are probably Bill alone. Glad you have learned so much in the ten minutes you have been here though.

Itchyduh - He says pretty clearly that he's renting the gun. When he talks about buying a gun at the top of the article I'm pretty sure that's a set up for later on in the series when he does got to buy a gun using an offbeat persona.

I'd be willing to bet that a lot of gun owners are fat and drive trucks, because a lot of americans are fat and drive trucks.

I think the thing about the beer was hyperbole (and an excuse to post a picture with a pinup girl in it.. a clever way to help keep the readers' attention which I hope he reprises in his next article). Even if it is true, he only broke open container laws.. the range broke the law by letting a drunk man rent a gun.

Hey Rev. Dave, where the Frost are all these horny sisters I keep hearing about? I'll buy the goddamn PBR if thats all it takes, but I aint got no sister to fill full of beer or Coleridge, god damn it! What trailer park do I need to cruise to find me a fine Pabst swillin' itchy twat lookin for a Frost? Shakespeare, I'll bring the .410 if that will seal the deal.

What concerns me more is who in the blue hell 5 orbed that comment by Ishida? Being a general prick and a troll is not exactly sidesplitting. Maybe if he had done his screed in a funny manner that might be worth 2.

I had a really nice point/counterpoint message for everything ishida says but I think everyone else pretty much said the same thing I would. I'll just sum it up in 4 words: ishida, your a moran.

Jeez, now I don't feel so bad about my meltdown.

Next to Ishida I am Frost-ing hilarious, maybe even side-splitting!

Thanks Ishida! Now go take your meds.

A comedy sight with thousands of readers, some of whom know nothing of law and will accept it as fact.

We Canadians aren't allowed to have guns. Much like safety scissors, someone could get hurt.

How about some comedy with some taste.

I got some taste for you. I hope you like salty!

I got some taste for you. I hope you like salty!

You're going to give him some poutine? Or are you going to let him sample your Tim Bits, with extra maple syrup?

The timbits come with a ball-park frank, and the sauce sure as hell ain't maple.

ishida, your a moran.


You're a moron.

It seems like it's been a while since we've had a really nasty trolling session.

THANKS FOR RUINING IT, Emerson!

"Ahhh ... no, when I was a little kid," I mumble.

OMG >< Who is the crazy guy, the seller?

ishida, your a moran.

You're a moron.


You're a god damn retard.