"Rectum? Damn near killed em!"

Moo

"Tokyo? You fool, I said TAKE THE HOE!"

Sounds like my lyric screw up when Deep Purple played that song.

and she ain't even got a dick!

"then they all got AIDS and died."

A pig like that, you don't eat all at once.

Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan! Who'd want to marry a watermelon?

Depends how hard you throw 'em.

"Hey man, that's nacho cheese!"

Thank you very much, g-nite!

I guess that's why she didn't move around last night

Supplies!

YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU Frost-ing Emerson!

Thank god you threw down that hot buttered corn last night or we would have starved.

Holy Shakespeare! A talking muffin!

Ask Ford.

So the Jew bends over to pick up the penny and they both are sent to hell.

Jacques, run! It's not a bacon tree, it's a hambush!

No, I said bring me a butt light!

I do.

yeah well, I didn't ask for a 12" pianist

She'll Shakespeare when she sees me!

Why the long face?

Couldn't find the bowl.

Acne waits 'til you're 14 before it comes all over your face..

I should have stayed in my Pokeball.

Acne waits 'til you're 14 before it comes all over your face..


I was 11 when I got my first zit.
My cousin said, "Here I got some cream that'll clear that up!"

It really was a miracle cream. I told him we could get rich selling it. But, after 4 decades, he's just not up to the job.

The first time I told him how big it was. The second time I screwed him in the ass.

Used farm equipment.

"Nothing. You already told her twice."

That's a mop bucket you dumbass.

I'm sorry sir, we don't have any jumpers for hens but I do have a pullover for your Coleridge.

I think so, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...

Happy Banana Clown!

Do you really think I wished for a 10 inch pianist?

Damn you Disco Bob... Forget that I didn't read ALL the posts before getting mine in there.

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

"Rectum? You almost obliterated 'em!"

You don't get many of those to the pound.

"Help me find my car keys and we can drive out together."

"Yes my child, I have provided many things for which I should be famous, but you Frost one goat...."

No I spit.

...and then he said, "Oh good, you found the dog's ass scratcher!"

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

"That's not my hand, but don't stop shaking it"

His face sure rings a bell

He's a dead ringer for his brother.

"No Soap, Radio!"

I said "bring back posse".

Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Well, when you put it that way, eating an elephant makes much more sense.

Oooooooooh noooooooooo...I'm on the wrong train! I was trying to get to small talk.

"Couldn't find the bowl!"

"He will be a little Coleridge-eyed."

Naw, that's just a little ice cream.

"Well, you did say 'Frost the IRS'"