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Top 3 Ghostly Pranksters Conveniently Caught On Camera
A comedy article by Daniel R Deakin | 10/30/2009 02:30 PM | 1775 views
Halloween brings out the hoaxer in the ghostly prankster, time to scare the girlfriend or the mother, or just random strangers who look like they are gullible enough to fall for the floating handkerchief trick.



I watched many bad clips before finding the three clips below. Clips where people put a sheet on their head (really), and of course a multitude of "watch really closely" clips where the Exorcist girl comes screaming out of the screen at you. Was I frightened afterwards? Well let me say I wouldn't light a match in the room I work in right now.

Here are three "ghosts" that were conveniently caught on camera, which of course means "HOAX"!


1) The Most Frightening Thing In A Park Apart From The Old Lady Who Smells of Cat Urine.

This first clip shows how easily people can be creeped out, just because there are no human beings or animals around. Ask yourself, "But where's the child ... where's the child?" Don't you see? The child is a ghost!

This one is clearly a hoax, the only people who hang around parks waiting to film something end up wearing handcuffs and getting beaten by hardened criminals.



What are the chances of someone being there when the phantom vagrant decided to drink his spirits (get it?) while swinging in the park. Can't a ghost get wasted without being caught on camera?


2) Man Forgets How Many Children He Has And Wets Pants.

This next clip is a slow burner, but it does contain two great prank ingredients: a naughty playful kid, and a bored adult with a camera. Watch it carefully and you will see that the girl is going to play a prank on daddy and hide where he least expects her to hide ... or was it really the daughter? I don't know, I'm scared!



Did you see it? At the end? The acting terrified me! But this is definitely a prank with some clever editing. There is something too perfect about the sheets over the little girl, like someone placed her there. Unless ... the ghost did it! I've got to stop scaring myself.


3) In Ironic News: Little Girl Scares Adult And Makes Him Scream Like A Little Girl.

Finally, here is a clip that I picked because of the awesome production values that clearly make it a ghostly prank (whereas the other 2 clips were obviously real ghosts and I need my blankie now).



Sweet little girls, huh? I have two of my own you know, and they still have a habit of brushing their hair over their eyes and jumping out at Daddy when he least expects it. Just for a giggle. Even though Daddy keeps explaining he's on his third cardiac arrest and shouldn't be scared like that whilst he walks around the house at midnight with a large bloody axe and plastic carrier bag on his head with just one eye cut out mumbling "The grapes are juicy when I burst them" over and over again ... you know, in case someone tries to burgle the joint. I pride myself on my protective nature.

And as a Halloween bonus, proof that Michael Jackson will not just haunt your dreams ... but your nightmares too! Mwooo hooo hahaha...





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3 Comments (Funniest: Night of the Living Ravos,Pants,Bean)

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1847799
Night of the Living Ravos
10/30/2009 03:00 PM

Zoinks!



Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1847942
Pants
11/01/2009 01:46 PM

Jinkies!



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848008
Bean
11/02/2009 02:44 AM

I saw absolutely NOTHING on the third clip.


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