Nice one John!!!

Next Hallowe'en I guess those pesky kids will be kicking the Shakespeare out of your leaf piles.

Those kids wouldn't have been half as scared if you were in a costume.


I know that I'd be terrified if some casually dressed creepy looking guy with a porn stache jumped out of some leaves with his arms extended as though he wanted a hug.




"HEEEY! Where are you going? Uncle Rusty just wants to give you a hug and maybe motorboat you."

How long did you wait in the leaves? Any creepy crawlers down the pants?










The "You better run, it's 7 o'clock" was pretty funny though!!!

I'm thinking next year they might just torch any and all piles of leaves they find... that's what I'd do, at least.

I think Shell's demon farting was a pretty good prank.

Those were no teenagers. I've met Sir John. He's about 4 foot eleven. I'd say the girls were seven or eight years old, tops.

the girls were seven or eight years old, tops.


So, John - did you get any of their phone numbers?