For us? Are you sure you didn't really do it for yourself.

That was one of your best articles ever, by the way. It's good that you're so humble and gracious about it too.

A+++ Thread. Would read again!

And Happy Birthday you funny bastid!

::Goes back to drinking and ticker-taping::

Yay! Screw me for your birthday!

Wait, what?




Happy Birthday you sick son of a beotch!

Damnit. Over my head for the second time this morning.

Happy Birthday. For real! I hope you get a nice big chocolate and corn cake.

I seriously thought I'd already commented on your Facebook page, when I realized I hadn't. So I did. Then I thought, "Wow, did I miss a Zug thread too?" Yup.

Happiest of Frosted Birthdays!

Happy birthday. I think the frosting goes better on cake though.

But the topping contains sodium benzoate...that's bad.

Happy frosting Birthday.

With extra Jimmies.

Happy Birthday man.

You might wanna check around cause I think you started new fetish.

So far Chance's wishes gave me the biggest boner. But Mung was a close second.

Since when is 2 inches considered big?

He didn't say big. He said biggest. Which is a comparison to what was there previously.

And now we've gone and dicked up the Dizzy One's auto-birthday thread.




(Seriously, though, who's going to off-site the new birthday page?)

I think it's really vain to celebrate your car's birthday.

Happy Birthday, RC

Here's a picture of Michael Dukakis!

Happy birthday!

Let's all chip in and get Randy a couple of Brazilian midgets to lick all the frosting off his stomach.

Happy Birfday R.C.

After reading your article I'd toss your salad any day.

Man or woman, that's the best offer I'm going to get all day. Sold, Pants.

Happy Birthday!

Just so you know:
1. I have not been able to take a Shakespeare without thinking about you.
2. I have developed an irrational fear of running out of toilet paper.
3. I have stopped eating corn.

Welcome to the club...that's all I gots to say about that

Randall would like that John, if they were MALE MIDGETS!






can i watch?

Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday Randall, I didn't forget to buy you a gift, its just uh, not here, yeah thats the ticket!

Happy Birthday!

There is too much frosting in this thread, I thought my swear bot was on for some reason and I was thinking "wow, there is a lot of Frost-ing going on here.


Nope just a Birthday, hope it's happy one, enjoy your Frost-ing...


or frosting, whatever.

Happy Birthday!

I would have sent you pics of my Halloween in Wicked Manors, one twink and one bear, however my crap Vista program is not working well with ZuG.

Anywho...hope you have a Happy!

p.s. remember me in three days, you stinging scorpion biotch!

I leave for one day and you guys can't even start a simple birthday thread? Go stand in the corner, all of yous!!


Happy Birthday, love!

Please don't be mad at me! I was traveling all day. Honest! I'm in Colorado. There are ghosts in my closet. I'm scared. There's not enough oxygen to breathe here. I'm light headed. They play The Shining here 24 hours a day on one of the channels...

Anyway, I hope you had a good day. You deserve the best. You're special (but in a good way, not the short-bus riding way).

Screw all of you


You best bring a gallon or two of KY Warming oil, some plastic to lay down (hate to ruin someone's carpet), The soundtrack to An Officer and A Gentleman, A bucket of KFC, half crispy & half origional, a knotted length of rope, and 7 tooth-picks.

Sorry for the lateness. Happy B-Day! I have this extra shirt lying around; would you like me to send it to you.

Oopsie daisy, happy belated birthday, Syncope!

Happy Birthday, Sync!

I would have signed in earlier...but Shell told me to go stand over in the corner.

Happy Birthday again funny-man.