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ZUG Live is BACK!
A comedy conversation by John Hargrave | 11/06/2009 09:31 PM | 661 views
Due to popular demand, we've added the ZUG Live link back into the nav bar.

This will default you to the "Everything" view -- and as such, we've placed it behind the five "specialized" views (Articles, Pics, Links, Challenges, Rankings).

We're always trying to make the site more fun and easy to use -- let us know what you think.

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34 Comments (Funniest: Analog,A Cornucopia of Disco,MungChamp)

Funny 7 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848582
Dogs Akimbo
11/06/2009 09:32 PM

Great. Just great. Now the retards are going to be able to find their way back in, again.



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848587
Pubah In Your Pudding
11/06/2009 09:52 PM

Yea!!! Does this qualify me as a retard?



Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848593
MungChamp
11/06/2009 10:31 PM

Awesome. I would also suggest having a "create your own comedy" link on the top. You can increase the number of threads, albeit every asshat that passes by might start spamming the board.

Also, I notice the last updated time is gone. For those for us with short term memory issues, I can see this becoming a serious banana hot fudge sundae.



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848594
Ali the Undead Legend
11/06/2009 11:08 PM

So the ''noob filter'' theory is debunked.



Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848598
Pants
11/06/2009 11:43 PM

-- let us know what you think.

Wooooohooooo!

I bet Frostsock leaves now that he has nothing to whine about.



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848615
Lord Blackadder
11/07/2009 02:50 AM

Bring back
"Clicky"



Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848617
Shemp loves Evil Guz
11/07/2009 03:07 AM

This is one small step for man, and one giant step for a midget. Or someone of eqully short stature.



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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty
11/07/2009 05:27 PM

That's a pretty desperate attempt to get some clickies, John, but okay.



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848652
Count Fucksockula
11/07/2009 06:39 PM

I'm happy, but why would I leave? I piss & moan a lot less than the majority of you..



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Pramable Lectern
11/07/2009 06:51 PM

Great. Just great. Now the retards are going to be able to find their way back in, again.

Hey, I never left. The bouncer said "no ins, no outs" so I didn't get my hand stamped. I had no idea he was talking about SEX!



Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848662
Dead Jeeni
11/07/2009 08:30 PM

Woot! I assume you got the brick of love I tossed at your front window, John.



Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848679
Whistler P. McManus
11/07/2009 11:42 PM

But now we no longer have the time since last post with the thread titles. I need to know how long it has been since someone posted in a thread. This should be the new thing everyone bitches about. Quick - someone start a thread about it. I'll write a letter to my congressman.



Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848681
Dogs Akimbo
11/08/2009 02:40 AM

I'm pissed off that John no longer serves snacks, like in the old days.



Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848683
Dead Jeeni begins wrapping another brick with a special note for John
11/08/2009 02:42 AM

John, can you make it so it stops defaulting to "most viewed"? Pretty please? Every visit, I change it to "most recent" but it keeps defaulting back to "most viewed". I know you're all grok w'dat Shakespeare.



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A hunk o' burning Ravos
11/09/2009 12:51 PM

Yea!!! Does this qualify me as a retard?

If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer.



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848827
Analog
11/09/2009 01:29 PM

John, can you make it so it stops defaulting to "most viewed"? Pretty please? Every visit, I change it to "most recent" but it keeps defaulting back to "most viewed". I know you're all grok w'dat Shakespeare.

Do you mean when you leave and come back again? Unless John wants to change the default or make a user pref for it, it's not easily changed.

Do you click a bookmark/link to get here? If so, then bookmark the below and it will default you to the way you want.

http://www.zug.com/live?func=list_all&sort=active

Or if you want to default to funny

http://www.zug.com/live?func=list_all&sort=funnymtd



Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848839
A Cornucopia of Disco
11/09/2009 02:36 PM

Search still sucks

/obligatory.



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Dead Jeeni
11/09/2009 08:45 PM

Well, I don't know what you did, Analog - but I didn't click on those links yet, and it's actually behaving well.

It was defaulting back when I would quit out of Firefox and come back to the site. It would remember my preference for the session but not when I leave and come back. I thought maybe it was connected to the "Back to Zug Live" button, but that's behaving now, too. Well, in any case...
Thank you!



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Analog
11/09/2009 09:55 PM

Some sections/forums (articles,pics,links etc) default to "most viewed" while others (like the main live page) default to recent (and some even default to funniest).

There are a couple of things we to in order to try to keep your initial sort set to whatever you start with, so at long as your 1st click into Zug is set to what you want it should stay that way.

For me personally, I want my zug to show me everything sorted by the most recent post/reply first

http://www.zug.com/live?func=list_all&sort=active

You could also have it as "Most Viewed First"

http://www.zug.com/live?func=list_all&sort=mostviewd

Or Funniest

http://www.zug.com/live?func=list_all&sort=funnymtd

@Disco - IMO you are right, that google search is terrible, thank god I don't have to use it :) - if more people hate the search then speak up so John will let us make one that works lol



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Dead Jeeni
11/10/2009 02:38 AM

My modus operandi: bookmarked profile page and then I go to the live homepage from the link down the bottom of that page. Creature of habit.

Oh wait - from my profile it sorts as I requested (most recent), but from THIS thread, going back to the LIVE page by the link at the bottom, it defaults to (Most Viewed). Oh, I'm so confused. Whatever. I don't care anymore. If I make comments in real old threads, you'll know why!

Yea, the google search sucks moose Coleridge. Or, maybe it's donkey balls. Or both.



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848928
Dead Jeeni
11/10/2009 02:39 AM

Oh, but uh... I still do love the site, John!



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Manhole
11/10/2009 02:56 AM

That's a pretty desperate attempt to get some clickies, John, but okay.

If John wanted clickies, he'd just clickie himself. Because he's cool like that.



Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849066
Bill the Squ--, Uhmm, Turkey
11/11/2009 12:09 PM

If John wanted clickies, he'd just clickie himself. Because he's cool like that.

I thought you needed Opera mini to do that?



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849069
A hunk o' burning Ravos
11/11/2009 12:13 PM

I thought you needed Oprah mini to do that.



Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849075
Phuc
11/11/2009 12:58 PM

Ah I was wondering where this all went.



Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849081
MungChamp
11/11/2009 01:19 PM

It was hiding in Glenn Beck's appendix. Luckily now it's free to run it's course.


And I though ZUG was BLACK?



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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty
11/14/2009 03:46 AM

Holy Shakespeare!

The home page link isn't in the quick nav bar anymore.

GODDAMN HILARIOUS!

... wonder if anyone else even noticed...



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849331
TheFoye
11/14/2009 06:05 AM

Did you try clicking on the giant ZUG Prank you very much? Pretty sure that will take you to the home page.



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849340
Randall Cleveland
11/14/2009 12:58 PM

I agree with Grandpa Simpson Whistler. If they're retroactive or come just for stumbling across the site it's too easy.

[size=13]So Close, yet so far...[/size=13]
Finish in the Top 5 Funniest (without winning) three months in a row.

[size=13]One shot, one kill.[/size=13]
Make only one post in 24 hours but receive a "Hilarious" rating (overall, not just one vote from your other account out of 50 others).

[size=13]Contributing member of society[/size=13]
Submit an article

[size=13]Allen Funt[/size=13]
Submit an article with video

[size=13]Jerky Person[/size=13]
Submit an article with a prank phone call

[size=13]Fear is not a Factor[/size=13]
Submit an article in which something disgusting is eaten

[size=13]As the day you were born...[/size=13]
Submit an article that contains nudity

[/size=13]Just for the articles[/size=13]
Submit an article about sex

[size=13]Shutterbug[/size=13]
Start a caption contest

[size=13]Exploding Space Shuttle[/size]
Start a Challenge



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Randall Cleveland
11/14/2009 12:59 PM

Maybe make one for Frost-ing up the font tags, too.



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Dogs Akimbo
11/14/2009 02:36 PM

It's not HTML, it's ZuG. There's a difference.



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849358
Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan
11/14/2009 03:25 PM

Maybe make one for Frost-ing up the font tags, too.

How about
Damn Newfangled Technology



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849379
A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty
11/14/2009 10:46 PM

I'm not gonna stop and ask for directions - not knowing what thread you're in.



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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty
11/14/2009 10:47 PM

Oh, thanks TheFoye. Never even thought to mouse-over it. I was actually trying to recruit somebody when I couldn't find it.


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