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The most devious, hilarious Halloween prank stories ever told.

Every year around Halloween, people flood our site, looking for Halloween pranks, looking for mischief. Enter the ZUG Halloween Prank Contest, where we offered a cash prize of $250.00 to the funniest Halloween prank stories. Our readers delivered the goods (bads?), with hilarious stories of mischief, misconduct, and monkey business.

Ranked in order of funniness, as judged by ZUG readers:

GRAND PRIZE WINNER: Hauntingly Funny Prank by Kurt Roedeger
How to make your boss think he's living on Indian burial ground.

SECOND PLACE: The Wrath of Patches by Zolton
How to shut up a neighbor's yappy dog.

THIRD PLACE: Fiery Spider by Chickens
How to burn a spider into your teacher's lawn.

FOURTH PLACE: Fenced In by Jolly Bitch
Students prank school by building a massive fence around it.

FIFTH PLACE: Egg McPedestrian by Sir John Hargrave
Proper form for throwing rotten eggs ... if you're retarded.

Want even more Halloween mischief, like crushing pumpkins beneath an oncoming train? Don't miss ZUG's famous collection of pumpkin pranks!